Scots was awesome, Orks in particular.
That would be the Goff clan:
Snafu screams at the top of his lungs: WAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
Suddenly, thousands of Orks appear and charge
Snafu tries to think, but his head explodes!
Snafu screams loudly at you: I SAID GOFF! NOT GOLF!
Snafu declares emphatically: RED MAKES IT GO FASTER!
Snafu looks at you, then squashes you like a little bug.
Snafu pounds you roughly on the back.
*grin*
/Snafu