This is to the wizards of the forum, but for both wizards and mortals to enjoy!
I'd guess most wizards have some special messages when things happen in their respective areas... When a certain monster dies, or when a mortal finds that extremely secret room with the ultra-good bone-fragmenting sledgehammer (ooops!)!
To get the thread started, here are a couple of messages I can get:
Everlaster tells you: There's someone called Jaspin here, talking nonsens...
Everlaster tells you: I let Carlisto into the castle, sir.
>>> As a scream from Hell you hear:
>>> The coward Jaspin is about to slay Troll king.
Hope Jaspin and Carlisto won't mind
So, anyone have other examples?