Logs of people making a fool out of themselves

[Carrion]

You should be thinking at your death, it must be close as you're so old.

Now this was a real logical masterwork... I guess I have to think about christmas too, it's pretty close too *lol*

[draculea]

 Hmm Roland .... I think I remember that name ... wasn't that one of Michel's knights?

[lillstrumpa]

Ok, I got some logs at home when I can post when I get back from work. Some are plain weird like when my falcon ended up with a tshirt from killing nurgle, some missfortunate misstells when speaking my heart as a rt etc and there is a infamous drunklog of... Umm, was he called cassandra? not sure... he was some ex nannymudder who wizzed at ainu anyway. nm the spelling, i dont bother with english anymore.

[lillstrumpa]

// This one is maybe not me making a fool of myself, but my falcon did. My falcon killed nurgle and I didnt get a tshirt for it. So I bothered people for a real long time about it until Hans finally logged on. To his big surprise, my falcon had the tshirt. Thats why "tkiller" or what its called lists me as "Lillstrumpa the Falcon Slayer"

Beast of nurgle massacred Hunting falcon into small fragments.
You scratch Beast of nurgle on its right calf.
You wounded Beast of nurgle slightly.
Party [Quota]: no sp
Beast of nurgle grazed Hunting falcon.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
Quota chants a healing over himself with the help of a healing herb
and he looks mentally stronger.
Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon hard.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
and he looks mentally stronger.
Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon.
You wounded Beast of nurgle.
Beast of nurgle smashed Hunting falcon with a bonecrushing sound.
The sword gives you extra energy to slay this evil monster!
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
** HP: 202/202   SP: 6/202
The beast sends a ball of energy at Hunting falcon!
Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon very hard.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
Beast of nurgle smashed Hunting falcon with a bonecrushing sound.
Quota chants: Deo Jesu domine...
Beast of nurgle tickled Hunting falcon in the stomach.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon very hard.
You chop a slice out of Beast of nurgle.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
Quota hits himself on the head with a wooden board.
Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
Beast of nurgle massacred Hunting falcon into small fragments.
You scratch Beast of nurgle on its right calf.
You missed Beast of nurgle completely.
Quota chants: ...dona e is requiem...
Beast of nurgle smashed Hunting falcon with a bonecrushing sound.
You cut deep into Beast of nurgle and rip its guts out!
The cloak aids with you the kill. You feel it gaining strength from the corpse.
** HP: 155/202   SP: 10/202
** Beast of nurgle is in deplorable shape.
The sword rewards you for slaying another evil beast.
** HP: 164/202   SP: 10/202
** Beast of nurgle is in deplorable shape.
Party: Experience points divided.
Beast of nurgle died.
You missed.
Quota hits himself on the head with a wooden board.
shape falcon
Hunting falcon is in very good shape.
> Quota grins evilly.

// This one is me, Thaadd and Lance crapping down on Iver. Thaadd was also known as Brujah.
Thaadd says: No articles about how Iver has a little penis. ;]
Thaadd grins wickedly.
> Thaadd grabs Aish's ankles, and unties his shoes.
Lance tells you: hrm, well, I really don't care how small his dick is, its bigger than his common sense... <19:59>
Thaadd grins wickedly.
Thaadd says: laugh he could GM a whiners guild, for damned sure.

Guess the rest are gone...