Logs of people making a fool out of themselves

[Carrion]

I'd like to see some logs of people behaving really stupid and/or bad. Like some paragon level 4 asking for the way to Akilles' area, or someone really loosing his/her temper.

I'll start with something pretty light, here comes: HAMURABI (april 24th, 2002)
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[Voter] Loque: Ok, we'll banish you anyway...
[Voter] Dwinbar: Nah, you won't get banished. But spellcheck it just to make sure we understand it =)
[Voter] Loque: Darn, that last line I understood all!!
[Voter] Hamurabi: piss off both of u u losers get a life
[Voter] Hamurabi: hahahahahah u fag
[Voter] Loque: This one too!
[Voter] Hamurabi: shut up loser
[Voter] Loque: KINDERGARTEN!!!
[Voter] Loque: C'mon Ham, calm down
[Voter] Dwinbar agrees secretly with Loque.
[Voter] Hamurabi: well piss off then
[Voter] Hamurabi: get a life
[Voter] Loque tries to piss off, but fails miserably.
[Voter] Dwinbar: I particularly liked the "hahahahahah u fag"
[Voter] Silvana fuels the fire.
[Voter] Loque: Yes, I'm trying to get a life here at work, but your funny stuff makes me laugh too much...
[Voter] Hamurabi: get a life and eat your own faecies
[Voter] Loque: That couldn't be spelt correctly!
[Voter] Dwinbar: I'd prefer not having a life then.
[Voter] Loque: Now... The kindergarten God, what does he say about this?
[Voter] Hamurabi: coz ur never gonna have one:P
[Voter] Hamurabi: shutup u fags get a life and eat crap
[Voter] Loque: Ham, calm down, really
[Voter] Loque laughs.
[Voter] Hamurabi: u told me once and then u keep doin it
[Voter] Loque: Any of you wizards are forcing him to do stuff???
[Voter] Loque: Well, you keep acting stupid
[Voter] Dwinbar: What I don't get is this: why are you so obsessed with the connection between a life and eating crap? Are you saying that you have a life, and therefore you're eating crap?
[Voter] Loque: Hey! I did some work in between...
[Voter] Loque: Is that Descartes?
[Voter] Loque: (Cartesius)
[Voter] Dwinbar: I perfer to eat real food, does that mean that I don't have a life?
[Voter] Dwinbar: and sometimes I "prefer" it =)
[Voter] Loque: Damn it went boring...
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Please, add some (better and funnier) logs!

[Allyene]

Famous last words from Roland...

Roland shouts: Mats, keep mudsexing that stupid cunt Andromeda. Brom, you can blow me while I take a day long shit. To all my friends, see ya
later. To all my enemies, go fuck yourselves with a red hot poker.

[Fenix]

nice Loque must of been really annoying there
unfortunately i don't keep logs. Although i made some chars lose their temper too   can be pretty annoying myself.

[Qwer]

Famous last words from Roland...

Roland shouts: Mats, keep mudsexing that stupid cunt Andromeda. Brom, you can blow me while I take a day long shit. To all my friends, see ya
later. To all my enemies, go fuck yourselves with a red hot poker.

r0xx0rz  

[poogie]

I'm sure that Snaffie has some logs of me making a fool of myself but most of mine are things I have found amusing and I can't think of any of them that are mean. Perhaps I should start a thread of funny logs that are nice.
/P

p.s. who was that guy roland? he seems like a real dick (to put it nicely)

[Snafu]

I have tons of logs of Poogie in compromising situations.

As for Roland, he was a thorn in the admin's side. *grin innocently*

Of course, I've also met him RL, just as I have met other troublemakers in RL as well (Michel).

/Snafu

[Carrion]

Heh, I really thought this could be a fun thread, but I seem to have been mistaken... I guess people are too damn nice to spread logs of people acting like morons

[Qwer]

No, we just don't keep so many logs. Some of us just won't waste the time on that, perhaps. Past doesn't matter that much...

[Carrion]

No, we just don't keep so many logs. Some of us just won't waste the time on that, perhaps. Past doesn't matter that much...

Ah, it would be wonderful to be able to think that all the years that I have lived just doesn't matter, just forget it, go on, live in the NOW, don't waste time on memories... It would be great... Sadly, I can't, a feel I have to remember what have happened, to me, and to others, perhaps it's an age thingy, you kids just don't give a damn about the past. How refreshing!

[Yavathol]

Ok, ok, I'll try and take some of my free time away from Nanny and dig through a few logs.  There must be something in there.  Actually, I can think of a few interesting bits, but I won't post those since the players are still around and perhaps a bit bitter about it.  Word of advice though- not a good idea to call the GH awful names if you want to stay in the guild.

I don't have time to dig through now, but I am certain if I search some of the logs from early in my career I'll find something.

[Yavathol]

Oh, and I almost forgot:
Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it.
-Santyana

[Fenix]

Oh, and I almost forgot:
Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it.
-Santyana

"Condemned" is a better word "destined" has nothing to do with your will.
I think "condemned" was the original word in this quote also.  

Though some things are ment to be forgotten, like those "weird" logs

[Sharky]

Unfortunately I didn't keep a log of this and, apparently, neither did the people who were playing that day. So, I'll just type it the way I remember it (don't remember who shouted tho).

<someone> shouts: Where is the master's guild located? I can't remember.
You shout: LOOL

[Fenix]

<someone> shouts: Where is the master's guild located? I can't remember.

For a second i thought it was me who shouted then i remembered i actually NEVER knew where the masters is  

[Qwer]

No, we just don't keep so many logs. Some of us just won't waste the time on that, perhaps. Past doesn't matter that much...

Ah, it would be wonderful to be able to think that all the years that I have lived just doesn't matter, just forget it, go on, live in the NOW, don't waste time on memories... It would be great... Sadly, I can't, a feel I have to remember what have happened, to me, and to others, perhaps it's an age thingy, you kids just don't give a damn about the past. How refreshing!

You old people whine too much over it. You should be thinking at your death, it must be close as you're so old.