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Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Carrion on July 27, 2004, 03:46:20 PM I'd like to see some logs of people behaving really stupid and/or bad. Like some paragon level 4 asking for the way to Akilles' area, or someone really loosing his/her temper.
I'll start with something pretty light, here comes: HAMURABI (april 24th, 2002) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Voter] Loque: Ok, we'll banish you anyway... [Voter] Dwinbar: Nah, you won't get banished. But spellcheck it just to make sure we understand it =) [Voter] Loque: Darn, that last line I understood all!! [Voter] Hamurabi: piss off both of u u losers get a life [Voter] Hamurabi: hahahahahah u fag [Voter] Loque: This one too! [Voter] Hamurabi: shut up loser [Voter] Loque: KINDERGARTEN!!! [Voter] Loque: C'mon Ham, calm down :) [Voter] Dwinbar agrees secretly with Loque. [Voter] Hamurabi: well piss off then [Voter] Hamurabi: get a life [Voter] Loque tries to piss off, but fails miserably. [Voter] Dwinbar: I particularly liked the "hahahahahah u fag" [Voter] Silvana fuels the fire. [Voter] Loque: Yes, I'm trying to get a life here at work, but your funny stuff makes me laugh too much... [Voter] Hamurabi: get a life and eat your own faecies [Voter] Loque: That couldn't be spelt correctly! [Voter] Dwinbar: I'd prefer not having a life then. [Voter] Loque: Now... The kindergarten God, what does he say about this? [Voter] Hamurabi: coz ur never gonna have one:P [Voter] Hamurabi: shutup u fags get a life and eat crap [Voter] Loque: Ham, calm down, really :) [Voter] Loque laughs. [Voter] Hamurabi: u told me once and then u keep doin it [Voter] Loque: Any of you wizards are forcing him to do stuff??? [Voter] Loque: Well, you keep acting stupid :) [Voter] Dwinbar: What I don't get is this: why are you so obsessed with the connection between a life and eating crap? Are you saying that you have a life, and therefore you're eating crap? [Voter] Loque: Hey! I did some work in between... [Voter] Loque: Is that Descartes? [Voter] Loque: (Cartesius) [Voter] Dwinbar: I perfer to eat real food, does that mean that I don't have a life? [Voter] Dwinbar: and sometimes I "prefer" it =) [Voter] Loque: Damn it went boring... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please, add some (better and funnier) logs! Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Allyene on July 28, 2004, 06:08:15 PM Famous last words from Roland...
Roland shouts: Mats, keep mudsexing that stupid cunt Andromeda. Brom, you can blow me while I take a day long shit. To all my friends, see ya later. To all my enemies, go fuck yourselves with a red hot poker. Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Fenix on August 02, 2004, 04:08:44 AM nice :) Loque must of been really annoying there :lol:
unfortunately i don't keep logs. Although i made some chars lose their temper too :twisted: can be pretty annoying myself. Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Qwer on August 10, 2004, 04:58:14 PM Quote from: Allyene Famous last words from Roland... Roland shouts: Mats, keep mudsexing that stupid cunt Andromeda. Brom, you can blow me while I take a day long shit. To all my friends, see ya later. To all my enemies, go fuck yourselves with a red hot poker. r0xx0rz :twisted: Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: poogie on August 11, 2004, 11:06:17 PM I'm sure that Snaffie has some logs of me making a fool of myself but most of mine are things I have found amusing and I can't think of any of them that are mean. Perhaps I should start a thread of funny logs that are nice.
/P p.s. who was that guy roland? he seems like a real dick (to put it nicely) Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Snafu on August 12, 2004, 01:45:17 PM I have tons of logs of Poogie in compromising situations.
As for Roland, he was a thorn in the admin's side. *grin innocently* Of course, I've also met him RL, just as I have met other troublemakers in RL as well (Michel). /Snafu :D Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Carrion on August 12, 2004, 03:56:11 PM Heh, I really thought this could be a fun thread, but I seem to have been mistaken... I guess people are too damn nice to spread logs of people acting like morons :)
Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Qwer on August 13, 2004, 01:58:03 PM No, we just don't keep so many logs. Some of us just won't waste the time on that, perhaps. Past doesn't matter that much...
Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Carrion on August 13, 2004, 02:34:53 PM Quote from: Qwer No, we just don't keep so many logs. Some of us just won't waste the time on that, perhaps. Past doesn't matter that much... Ah, it would be wonderful to be able to think that all the years that I have lived just doesn't matter, just forget it, go on, live in the NOW, don't waste time on memories... It would be great... Sadly, I can't, a feel I have to remember what have happened, to me, and to others, perhaps it's an age thingy, you kids just don't give a damn about the past. How refreshing!Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Yavathol on August 13, 2004, 05:02:58 PM :lol:
Ok, ok, I'll try and take some of my free time away from Nanny and dig through a few logs. There must be something in there. Actually, I can think of a few interesting bits, but I won't post those since the players are still around and perhaps a bit bitter about it. Word of advice though- not a good idea to call the GH awful names if you want to stay in the guild. I don't have time to dig through now, but I am certain if I search some of the logs from early in my career I'll find something. Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Yavathol on August 13, 2004, 05:03:49 PM Oh, and I almost forgot:
Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it. -Santyana Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Fenix on August 17, 2004, 07:02:18 AM Quote from: Yavathol Oh, and I almost forgot: Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it. -Santyana "Condemned" is a better word "destined" has nothing to do with your will. I think "condemned" was the original word in this quote also. :twisted: Though some things are ment to be forgotten, like those "weird" logs :) Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Sharky on August 25, 2004, 03:56:50 AM Unfortunately I didn't keep a log of this and, apparently, neither did the people who were playing that day. So, I'll just type it the way I remember it (don't remember who shouted tho).
<someone> shouts: Where is the master's guild located? I can't remember. You shout: LOOL Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Fenix on August 25, 2004, 05:38:46 AM Quote from: Sharky <someone> shouts: Where is the master's guild located? I can't remember. For a second i thought it was me who shouted then i remembered i actually NEVER knew where the masters is :shock: Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Qwer on August 25, 2004, 01:10:07 PM Quote from: Carrion Quote from: Qwer No, we just don't keep so many logs. Some of us just won't waste the time on that, perhaps. Past doesn't matter that much... Ah, it would be wonderful to be able to think that all the years that I have lived just doesn't matter, just forget it, go on, live in the NOW, don't waste time on memories... It would be great... Sadly, I can't, a feel I have to remember what have happened, to me, and to others, perhaps it's an age thingy, you kids just don't give a damn about the past. How refreshing!You old people whine too much over it. You should be thinking at your death, it must be close as you're so old. Title: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: Carrion on August 25, 2004, 01:57:25 PM Quote from: Qwer You should be thinking at your death, it must be close as you're so old. Now this was a real logical masterwork... I guess I have to think about christmas too, it's pretty close too *lol*Title: Re: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: draculea on February 07, 2007, 07:09:06 AM Hmm Roland .... I think I remember that name ... wasn't that one of Michel's knights?
Title: Re: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: lillstrumpa on February 08, 2007, 04:25:14 AM Ok, I got some logs at home when I can post when I get back from work. Some are plain weird like when my falcon ended up with a tshirt from killing nurgle, some missfortunate misstells when speaking my heart as a rt etc and there is a infamous drunklog of... Umm, was he called cassandra? not sure... he was some ex nannymudder who wizzed at ainu anyway. nm the spelling, i dont bother with english anymore. :)
Title: Re: Logs of people making a fool out of themselves Post by: lillstrumpa on February 26, 2007, 12:53:46 AM // This one is maybe not me making a fool of myself, but my falcon did. My falcon killed nurgle and I didnt get a tshirt for it. So I bothered people for a real long time about it until Hans finally logged on. To his big surprise, my falcon had the tshirt. Thats why "tkiller" or what its called lists me as "Lillstrumpa the Falcon Slayer" :)
Beast of nurgle massacred Hunting falcon into small fragments. You scratch Beast of nurgle on its right calf. You wounded Beast of nurgle slightly. Party [Quota]: no sp Beast of nurgle grazed Hunting falcon. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. Quota chants a healing over himself with the help of a healing herb and he looks mentally stronger. Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon hard. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. and he looks mentally stronger. Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon. You wounded Beast of nurgle. Beast of nurgle smashed Hunting falcon with a bonecrushing sound. The sword gives you extra energy to slay this evil monster! You missed Beast of nurgle completely. ** HP: 202/202 SP: 6/202 The beast sends a ball of energy at Hunting falcon! Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon very hard. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. Beast of nurgle smashed Hunting falcon with a bonecrushing sound. Quota chants: Deo Jesu domine... Beast of nurgle tickled Hunting falcon in the stomach. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon very hard. You chop a slice out of Beast of nurgle. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. Quota hits himself on the head with a wooden board. Beast of nurgle hit Hunting falcon. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. Beast of nurgle massacred Hunting falcon into small fragments. You scratch Beast of nurgle on its right calf. You missed Beast of nurgle completely. Quota chants: ...dona e is requiem... Beast of nurgle smashed Hunting falcon with a bonecrushing sound. You cut deep into Beast of nurgle and rip its guts out! The cloak aids with you the kill. You feel it gaining strength from the corpse. ** HP: 155/202 SP: 10/202 ** Beast of nurgle is in deplorable shape. The sword rewards you for slaying another evil beast. ** HP: 164/202 SP: 10/202 ** Beast of nurgle is in deplorable shape. Party: Experience points divided. Beast of nurgle died. You missed. Quota hits himself on the head with a wooden board. shape falcon Hunting falcon is in very good shape. > Quota grins evilly. // This one is me, Thaadd and Lance crapping down on Iver. Thaadd was also known as Brujah. Thaadd says: No articles about how Iver has a little penis. ;] Thaadd grins wickedly. > Thaadd grabs Aish's ankles, and unties his shoes. Lance tells you: hrm, well, I really don't care how small his dick is, its bigger than his common sense... <19:59> Thaadd grins wickedly. Thaadd says: laugh he could GM a whiners guild, for damned sure. Guess the rest are gone... |